When I grow up...

When I grow up, I want to be an eyebrow designer/sculptition (this may be a new term, but I am running with it). Now, I know there may be a few that don't think I am equipped for this profession. But, I have been considering what I can do with my life, and this is a viable option. Let's consider the pros.

I am fascinated with pores on the face. I know it's kind of gross. But, ever since my friend Kim introduced me to the magnifying mirror and tweezers that she keeps under lock and key, I have found unparalleled joy in examining the pores on my face, and the subsequent hairs that protrude from them. Since moving to Texas, I haven't gotten my eyebrows waxed or professionally sculpted. I have been maintaining proper eyebrow design on my very own. It is a nightly ritual, (sad, but true). Paying close attention to the natural bone structure seems to be a specific talent that I could bring to the field. I also have a particular gift at spotting the gray hairs that would like to infiltrate the brown eyebrow hairs that God clearly intended for me. In addition to attention, I bring a natural desire to be with people.

Greeting folks and putting their fears at ease would come naturally. But, perhaps what excites me most is being able to be paid to inflict pain on people. I won't dwell on this little detail, it's just not going to paint a good picture of me. But, I will say, I think I could keep a smile on my face, spread some hot wax on the very sensitive skin around the eyes, then apply a cloth gently, and without wincing, quickly rip it off. I would, of course, apply some pressure, and if requested, some skin sensitivity lotion to reduce the redness and irritation. I am not heartless. I wouldn't go pull people out of the mall and force them into my chair, and subject them to pain with the very small benefit of a better arch. But, for willing participants, I would gladly subject them to pain and suffering all for the cause of a better eyebrow arch.

Now, I do realize, I may have some deficits that would be hindrances in obtaining this goal. A small matter of...my shaking hand syndrome. Though it is well managed, and almost indistinguishable, (especially since I have eliminated many of the stressors contributing to more intense bouts of the syndrome), it could definitely be a deterrent. Also, though I am very attentive to the fine details of the facial structure, I am easily distracted. I could easily set that burning hot wax right in the middle of an eyebrow, causing rather unattractive results. I do realize that earning a living in the field would require efficiency, thereby allowing service to more clients per hour. My desire to get to know people might require more time and commitment to relationships that a typical eyebrow designer would have allotted. Adjustments in my expectations of client development would need to be adjusted. Or, adjustments in income expected would be necessary.

As you can see, there is much to consider. Growing up is never easy. When making decisions about career paths and skill development, there is much to think about. I suppose having a break from the music, movement, and madness of my routine has provided me this opportunity to consider what to do with my life. I will continue to ponder this in my heart and praying for God's guidance. I encourage you to join me in praying. Especially if you live in the Abilene, Texas area. You would be my training ground. This is a skill that would be transferable to many communities, but Abilene, you have a large role to play in my success. I will need willing participants to aid me in the effort of my design/sculptitionist career goals.